Seen: on the street

This guy

Wiznerd

(urbandictionary.com submission - 9.15.2009)

Wiznerd

y'know, like a wizard who knows about radians

"Robie is being such a wiznerd right now, he fixed my computer and wouldn't stop talking about complex IT parlance"

OBC

Alternate definition:

"overally banged causasian"

credit: Reno Leone

OBC

(urban dictionary submission - 9.15.2009)

OBC

Acronym for anonymous hook-up site "Online Booty Call".

"Jesus Christ, we'll never get any work done around here if Jeff just sits on OBC all day"

Nerd taxi

urbandictionary.com submission 9.15.2009

Space Ghost is driving a taxi cab

and the Hanson brothers are his passengers

[Hanson bros were also the guest of this particular episode]

Space Ghost says, "Hey Hanson,"

Hanson says, "Yes?"

Space Ghost says, "Y'all aren't nerds, right?"

Hanson says, "No ..."

Space Ghost says, "Cuz this ain't no nerd taxi."

Wiznerd: "What if it's poisoned? i really would be bummed if someone called you and asked for me and you had to be like, "sorry, she died. she found an andes candy on the floor and it was poisoned."

me: "...only to find out that the nerd taxi fish protester poisoned it with stricknine to exact his revenge on mankind"

Babe Lincoln

Wiznerd: do you agree that it's weird that my dad thinks one of their cats looks like abe lincoln?

me: purely by looks, or does the cat have a presidential aura?

Great way to spend an afternoon

Reading Yelp reviews of the Gold Club.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/gold-club-san-francisco

One favourite:
$5 cover charge on Fridays at noon will get you an amply stocked buffet lunch including:

fresh,colorful melons
nutritious tossed salads
fried chicken breasts and thighs
zesty and meaty ribs
crisp and salty taquitos
tenderly moist cookies

ZING

Famous last trips

Aldous Huxley

"On his deathbed, unable to speak, Huxley made a written request to his wife for "LSD, 100 µg, intramuscular". According to her account of his death, in This Timeless Moment, she obliged with an injection at 11:45 am and another a couple of hours later. He died at 5:21 pm on 22 November 1963, aged 69. Huxley's ashes were interred in the family grave at the Watts Cemetery, home of the Watts Mortuary Chapel in Compton, a village near Guildford, Surrey, England."

Competition

http://wiznerdsdrywall.com/

GNAR ver. 2.0

Cannibal Corpse "Fucked With A Knife"
Fallout Boy "America's Sweetheart"
Iron Butterfly "Inna Gadda Da Vida"
John Mayer "Daughters"
Taylor Swift "15"
Slipknot "Wait and Bleed"
Van Halen "Running With The Devil" (vocals only mix)
B-52s "Rock Lobster"
Step-By-Step Theme Song
Toni Braxton "Unbreak My Heart"
Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs"
Sublime "Santeria"
TLC "No Scrubs"

*Dane Cook stand-up interspersed between tracks

GNAR MIX 3.0 (aka HOTDOGGIN' w/SPUDS)

sadistic magician - municipal waste
egyptian magician - jerky boys
hollywood nights - bob seger
what what (in the butt) - samwell
panama - van halen
reign in blood - slayer
it's time to party - andrew wk
barracuda - heart
institutionalized - suicidal tendencies
OIC factory - jack n coke
stay - lisa loeb

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The Liberator

me: so our adorable young mustacio-ed bassist had a dude subletting his room for the summer

and that guy left his Fleshlight (most hilarious product ever) in the kitchen out to dry

Wiznerd: WHAT?????????????????

he did not

me: and I just found a link on stumbleon for the "Fleshlight Motion", which would be even funnier to accidentally leave out

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-fleshlight-liberator-cci

"The Liberator!"