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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Secret Agent
audrey and courtney hung out with a secret agent last night.
A SECRET AGENT??
YES!
great story -- some dude at smuggler's cove creeped on them for a while and then butted into a story.
he then told courtney (who was paying with a card) that he hates how people never carry cash and how he always has at least $700 on him
then, he counted his cash in front of them and was like, "oh sorry - i have $725."
and he said, "i carry a gun on me at all times."
finally, he was getting ready to go and said to audrey, "i trust this will be safe with you and gave her his business card. before he walked out, he said, "don't be afraid to call. married." and showed them his wedding ring.
audrey and courtney looked at this card and it had a gold seal on it and said "FBI - SECRET AGENT"
hahahahahahah
best fake card ever.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
http://pornfortheblind.org/
- 2guys1horse
- Milfsoup's Pocahontas Rides a Dick (BETTER QUALTIY)
- www.niggerfuckingcat.com
- moms anal adventure (kelly's sphincter gets ripped)
Great Moments In Message Board Comments
It's called a power shower and it's the most time effective form of pre-gaming. While the rest of your friends are busy getting ready the boring way, you've managed to smash 4-5 beers before you even got out of the shower. For an added bonus you can Stone Cold Steve Austin that shit and not worry about ruining your clothes.
Friday, April 23, 2010
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Excuse
I have to go the doctor again (UGH!) next week and am trying to book an appt at the end of the day so it doesn’t cut into work too much. I’ll put a “be free” post-it on your desk and I’ll include the date/situation on it.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Dolphin vagina
"There's an image of a female dolphin's genitalia at http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/dolphin-vagina.jpg (not technically porn, but let's play it safe here). It's hard to see too much detail from the picture, but it doesn't look all that different from a human vulva at first glance. FYI, searching for "dolphin vagina" actually doesn't turn up that much porn, but I think I have to clear my history anyway. "
Monday, April 5, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Usher is totes gay
dude, Usher is 1 album away from gay
Evidence:
1. Obviously banging justin bieber
2. New album titled "Raymond vs Raymond"
3. Recent wife divorce
4. Track 2 "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)"
5. Track 5 "She Don't Know"
2. New album titled "Raymond vs Raymond"
3. Recent wife divorce
4. Track 2 "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)"
5. Track 5 "She Don't Know"
guilty as CHARGED
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Care package
Potential care package inclusions:
$5 gift certificate
Blunt wrap
XXXL work t shirt
Wine single
Summers Eve douche
Highlighter
Rusty box cutter
Cheetos
Metallica
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$5 gift certificate
Blunt wrap
XXXL work t shirt
Wine single
Summers Eve douche
Highlighter
Rusty box cutter
Cheetos
Metallica
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Outfit of the day
Outside of jamba juice. "Head like a hole" music video mesh T shirt meets party pants
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Avenged Elevenfold
bart: 11 blond close-talking nightmares
dandy: that could be the name of your first solo record
bart: It'll be called Avenged Elevenfold: one guy sings and another guy screams and raps
Or
I wish I still worked at burnit
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Acoustic ban
Hi Nolan...
I am sorry to let you know that after Friday evening's performance I have received complaints regarding your friend Alex who 'opened' for you. One complaint I received said "he was a young man, very unkempt, wore no shoes, and had very questionable talent andmusic style" and another stated "he was acting like he was on drugs" and that "he was inappropriate for young children and the families dining and was loud". I would like to make myself clear that T. Bar is not a venue for loud inappropriate music and I am embarrassed to have received these complaints and tarnish the image of the music T. Bar offers their customers. We expect professionalism, an acoustic mellow music style, and a volume that allows the customers to enjoy their meal and a conversation. I have received feedback regarding your personal 'set' which was favorable, however was told that you and Alex switched off rather than him opening for you and you doing the main set as it was advertised and agreed upon. The owners of T. Bar have also been made aware of this and are asking that I not book you in the future. I plan on having another discussion with them to reiterate that your music was looked upon favorably by the guests and staff and will see what I can do to have you back again. However, I am not sure of how successful I can be, as they are rather upset. You may want to have a nice long talk with your friend about professionalism, expectations, and how to read an audience/situation before playing his next gig and that what he does can affect you and your image negatively as well.
If you have any questions or need to discuss this further, please feel free to email me back.
I hope we can work with you in the future...
Michelle
I am sorry to let you know that after Friday evening's performance I have received complaints regarding your friend Alex who 'opened' for you. One complaint I received said "he was a young man, very unkempt, wore no shoes, and had very questionable talent andmusic style" and another stated "he was acting like he was on drugs" and that "he was inappropriate for young children and the families dining and was loud". I would like to make myself clear that T. Bar is not a venue for loud inappropriate music and I am embarrassed to have received these complaints and tarnish the image of the music T. Bar offers their customers. We expect professionalism, an acoustic mellow music style, and a volume that allows the customers to enjoy their meal and a conversation. I have received feedback regarding your personal 'set' which was favorable, however was told that you and Alex switched off rather than him opening for you and you doing the main set as it was advertised and agreed upon. The owners of T. Bar have also been made aware of this and are asking that I not book you in the future. I plan on having another discussion with them to reiterate that your music was looked upon favorably by the guests and staff and will see what I can do to have you back again. However, I am not sure of how successful I can be, as they are rather upset. You may want to have a nice long talk with your friend about professionalism, expectations, and how to read an audience/situation before playing his next gig and that what he does can affect you and your image negatively as well.
If you have any questions or need to discuss this further, please feel free to email me back.
I hope we can work with you in the future...
Michelle
Monday, February 8, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
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