The Liberator

me: so our adorable young mustacio-ed bassist had a dude subletting his room for the summer

and that guy left his Fleshlight (most hilarious product ever) in the kitchen out to dry

Wiznerd: WHAT?????????????????

he did not

me: and I just found a link on stumbleon for the "Fleshlight Motion", which would be even funnier to accidentally leave out

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-fleshlight-liberator-cci

"The Liberator!"