Secret Agent

audrey and courtney hung out with a secret agent last night.

A SECRET AGENT??

YES!

great story -- some dude at smuggler's cove creeped on them for a while and then butted into a story.

he then told courtney (who was paying with a card) that he hates how people never carry cash and how he always has at least $700 on him

then, he counted his cash in front of them and was like, "oh sorry - i have $725."

and he said, "i carry a gun on me at all times."

finally, he was getting ready to go and said to audrey, "i trust this will be safe with you and gave her his business card. before he walked out, he said, "don't be afraid to call. married." and showed them his wedding ring.

audrey and courtney looked at this card and it had a gold seal on it and said "FBI - SECRET AGENT"

hahahahahahah

best fake card ever.